Functioning In Society…weeding out the idiots
I’ve done it…you heard it hear first. That’s right sports fans it’s the ultimate way to keep the idiots in check…keep that jackass off the road, and keeping people who suck at life from procreating.
Introducing the “Function in Society Card” – FISC
It’s very simple actually. Everyone in America gets a card they hang around their neck. For every event in society that you wish to participate in – you have to take that class. Once you take that class – and execute a series of practical exercises – you have the right to undertake that event in society…If you want have children, for example, you take the “How my kids should act in public” class, and you are certified to have kids…Some classes do, however require prerequisites…
Example: If you want to go to a restaurant – you first have to take the “I’m able to conduct myself in a civilized manner in public” class.
If you want to say – work in customer service – you have to take the “I know how to talk to people and not be a condescending jackass” class.
you get the idea…
Once you have all your little classes and practical exercises punched on your little card – you become what’s called a “Master Of Society” (at which point you’re authorized to shoot people in the back of the head for violations of the Function In Society Card.)
Let’s take it to congress and weed out all the idiots…
mpg
Very interesting… as always! Cheers from Switzerland.